The Internet’s Best
Example Golf Site
Featuring Golf Courses You wish you could Play ON
These golf courses must exist somewhere
We’re so confident that you’ll love these courses that we’ve put together an all-expenses paid trip for you to see them.
The only caveat is that only the electrons of the internet can take the trip, so you’ll have to take their word for how amazing the courses must be.
Greens perfectly groomed just for you
With the power of lawn-mowing technology, we’ve been able to specially design the blades of our grass to be greener than any other blade of grass you can find.
If you find a blade that hasn’t been perfectly trimmed, our staff will painstakingly correct the error with a tiny sickle – while you watch.
“If you worry about making bogeys, it makes the game that much more difficult. You put more pressure on yourself without even noticing it. It makes a difference to take it easy when things aren’t going right.”
– Sergio Garcia